Apr 1, 2010

Aftermath: "2012- Doomsday"

Movie:
"2012: Doomsday" (2008); Nick Everhart, dir

Genre:
Godsploitation
Staring:
A lot of people you've never, ever heard of.

Nodded off/Nyquil kicked in around:
Who can sleep? It's Doomsday!

Observation/Life Lesson:
Don't judge a low budget disaster/faith picture by its promotional material – ie, the tsunami pictured on the DVD case may not actually occur in the film. Also, if you have faith and pray real hard, God will see to it that your friends get raptured away while you're stuck on Earth, trying to figure out what the hell the Mayan calender, a solid gold crucifix, a pregnant lady and some really bad CGI has to do with the end of days.

For anyone reading this, be forewarned, even at only 85 minutes, this film will violate the intelligence of both the faithful and faithless alike.

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