Everywhere you look, it seems like there's bad news. The economy's in the stinker, members of Congress continue to go insane at a disturbing rate and no amount of tea bagging has sated the ferocious, perverted appetite of Glenn Beck. Things seem so bleak that not even New Yorkers are willing to open their hearts and homes to fascist middle eastern dictators.
So I need a pick-me-up, a little motivation. And what gets you pumped up more than anything? No, not horse tranquilizers! Zack Snyder's 300, that's what!
If I'm going to subject myself to this film before bed, it's going to be as God intended – with some cheap lemoncillo and the audio commentary of Riff Trax.
Set massive pectorals to stun. Here comes 300 of the most oiled Spartans you've ever seen.
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